It depends on how much of a sense of irony our computer friend has. I wouldn't rule out the possibility that there's one real hint hidden among everything else.

[ He didn't really get a good look at the body and crime scene during all his freaking out, but a few salient details stuck in his head, and he's gathered there was some weird nonsense from all this discussion about "Johnny." ]

For example, there was an arrow through the kid's heart, and only one profile lists archery as a skill. But it could just all be nonsense.

[ He's not really accusing Sakura of being a Communist. Maybe. Probably. Yomiel you've proposed like three potential Commies this trial already, slow the fuck down. ]