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The Computer ([personal profile] thecomputer) wrote in [community profile] alphacomplex2014-11-01 09:59 am
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DAY 00

[Good afternoon, Citizens!

Your consciousness blurrily returns as the transport tube your comatose body was stored in opens up, admitting you access to an unfamiliar room. One wall is covered by vertical tubes, one occasionally sliding open to admit another confused person. The wall across from you has a sign saying "PROCEED TO CENTRAL HUB", with an arrow pointing at a red doorway in the corner. The wall to your right contains an unlabeled, dusty, and poorly-lit hallway with blue walls, floor, and ceiling. You can't see the end from here.

Somewhere on your person, you will find a thin, smartphone-sized object that wasn't there before. One side of it is lit up with a red background and a number of disabled menu items. Most of the screen is taken up by another message saying "PROCEED TO CENTRAL HUB".

What is this place, anyway? And who are these people stumbling in through the transport tube array?]

[[Beyond the three prompts below, anyone may start their own prompts to mingle or go off and do their own thing or whatever else they want!]]
thefaceofjustice: (hee hee hoo hoo haa haa)

[personal profile] thefaceofjustice 2014-11-01 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But I already appreciate the value of teamwork! Every officer in the LAPD deserves credit for the criminals we've brought to justice over the years!

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angry_jerk: (I Don't Think I Like Your Tone)

[personal profile] angry_jerk 2014-11-01 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Are you telling Dan what to do? Bad move, computer.]

TEAM-BUILDING?! I'LL TEAM-BUILD YOUR GUTS TOGETHER, TYING THEM AROUND YOUR NECK, STRANGLING YOU AND YOUR STUPID, IGNORANT, ROBOT THROAT!
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plentyfriendly: (phi$ grep -a solve pzldb)

[personal profile] plentyfriendly 2014-11-01 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Phi carefully looks over the rules once they're brought up, immediately realizing the PDC must be that phone.

...There are two things in here that already worry her. Well, aside from this AI's choice of presentation. The rat was at least kind of cute.]


"All participants who are eliminated from the exercise will be executed"... and there are a few rules that are there and that you're not telling us?

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stinkingdeadendjob: (pic#8460129)

[personal profile] stinkingdeadendjob 2014-11-01 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait a minute, what gives you the right to force teamwork on us!? I spend everyday mustering up what little energy left inside of me tolerating people at my stinking, dead-end job, and now you're asking me to work... with them for the next however many soul-crushing days? I have a wife, a kid, and an illegitimate kid to get back to, I have no time for this!

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ossifragant: (⊕ don't let him in)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-01 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Team building?

He already knows all about working in teams, multiple ones. The only team-related work he needs to do is learn how to sniff out a rat.]


Believe me, I know very well the value of teamwork. You've brought in the wrong guy.

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staunton: (THINKING ♞ kriegspiel)

[personal profile] staunton 2014-11-01 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Knightley takes his time to read through the rules several times just to make sure he understood everything correctly. And boy, this sure does not sound good at all and he wishes he could shoot whoever's behind this. ]

Why don't we have access to rule twelve through fifteen? If you're gonna make us do this exercise bullshit, don't withhold information from us.

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schrodingers_man: (Just as every cop is a criminal)

[personal profile] schrodingers_man 2014-11-01 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A team-building exercise? Is this some kind of passive-aggressive jab? Well, fine, whatever, Yomiel'll play along. He digs out his PDC and looks through the rules halfheartedly. Seems pretty dumb, but straightforward enou--wait, hold on, what was that about execution? ]

What's the meaning of this?! This wasn't part of the deal!
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[personal profile] fullonbraced 2014-11-01 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
HEEEEEEY, MAAAAAN!!!

[Robin belts out a shout, giving the computer her full attention, her brace threatening to snap now more than usual.]

I didn't sign up for this, man! You can't do this to us!!

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[personal profile] harshwords 2014-11-01 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh boy. Even though she's pissed about the situation, she knows all too well that this isn't the time to grumble and beat up things. Because she totally would if she could. but she knows better. ]

So basically we all have to team up to kill these so-called Communists in order to win? Sounds like another "for the sake of the many" type of situation.

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cantarellacookie: (thoughtful)

Re: CENTRAL HUB

[personal profile] cantarellacookie 2014-11-01 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Anthy slowly reads over the rules, twice, before shutting her PDC. In a quiet, calm voice she says:]

Thank you for choosing me.

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alchemicals: (010.)

[personal profile] alchemicals 2014-11-01 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kimbley will just be taking a minute to look over these rules that they've been given; it's a little clumsy because technology is still kind of a "no", captain, but at least it's straightforward enough.

Huh. That's...interesting. It's not ideal, but it's interesting. It also looks like we're going to have exactly one outcome here, so...]


...You know, if you wanted everyone dead this badly, you could have just said so.

[Kimbley.]

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lexicalscope: (You and I were different)

[personal profile] lexicalscope 2014-11-01 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Curly reads the rules brief quite quickly, and there's a lot she doesn't like about this. There's also a nice little loophole, but somehow she doesn't think this thing has overlooked it. ]

Excuse me, Mr. Computer, but what happens if the communists agree to not eliminate anybody, and the loyalists do too?

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[personal profile] in_plain_sight 2014-11-01 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gee, a lot of this is familiar. Let's just cut to the chase.]

You're not being up-front about being affiliated with Ultimate Despair, but I don't see why you'd bother hiding that at this point. If not us--them, who made this facility and brought us here?