TRIAL 03

[thecomputer]

Attention, Citizens! You have ten minutes to proceed to the Loyalty Chamber. Anyone who is late to the Loyalty Chamber, or who brings any weapons into the Loyalty Chamber, will be immediately executed.

[Once you arrive, you will find a large chamber, with twenty podiums spaced around the room in a circle. On the ceiling, a massive screen showing the digital eye of The Computer, turning to look at whoever is talking.]

You have one hour to come to a consensus about who to eliminate. Ties will be broken randomly.

[The floor of the chamber begins to split apart, eventually only leaving the twenty podiums as safe places to stand, above a seemingly bottomless abyss. Each podium lights up with a touch screen showing twenty user IDs (the dead are grayed out), plus the word “ABSTAIN”. However, ABSTAIN has now been grayed out as well. The trial begins now!]

[[Vote here.]]

Comments

[angry_jerk]

WHAT.

[What was that about getting worked up?

[standbyrival]

[t-twitches slightly. you people. these people!!]

Why are half the people here loud and morons. . .

[angry_jerk]

You're the one telling me, against millions of years of scientific advancement and research, that there is such a thing as natural purple hair. Pretty certain you're the moron here.

[standbyrival]

Unless you are one of the scientist involved in said advanced research, you have no ground to stand on. Judging from your ignorance, body odor, and general unkempt look, I'd bet you're from a more primitive world, anyway.

[angry_jerk]

I'LL GO PRIMITIVE ON YOUR FACE WITH MY 2013 SKILLS, YOU PATHETIC, FESTERING PARASITE FEEDING OFF SOCIETY!

[standbyrival]

And look how it reacts so violently to just words. Good job proving my point, lowlife.

[angry_jerk]

INSULTING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING GENERALLY MAKES THEM ANGRY, THUS MAKING THEM MORE WILLING TO ENACT VIOLENT ACTS UPON THEM. THESE VIOLENT ACTS INCLUDE STOMPING YOUR FUCKING WORTHLESS FACE WITH IRON KLEETS, FORGED IN THE TEMPLES OF FUCK YOU FROM THE BRASS KNUCKLES OF PAIN AND PAINTED WITH THE DEATHLY CONTACT POISONS OF THE AMAZONIAN TRIBE OF EAT A DICK!

[standbyrival]

Point.






Is what I would say if anything that just came out of your mouth worth listening to.