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The Computer ([personal profile] thecomputer) wrote in [community profile] alphacomplex2014-11-16 08:00 am
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DAY 04

[Good morning! The doors unlock at 07:00, the enforced sleep effect wearing off just a few minutes prior. Feel like braving the Emergency Backup Labyrinth? Because the Edutainment Sector is where you'll find Simon's body!

The Computer doesn’t speak up until someone finds him.]


Good morning, Citizens! Last night, participant Simon-G-TRO-1 was terminated due to Communist action. In addition, participant Aud-G-CIT-1 was terminated due to system error. There are now $UNDEF Citizens and $UNDEF Communists.

Trial 03 will begin at 20:00.

[Friend Computer will remain to answer questions for ten minutes. One hour after the body is found, the usual fleet of cleaning droids will clear up the corpse and surrounding mess.

On the profiles list, Simon’s full User ID is now visible, and his status has changed to DEAD.]
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[personal profile] stinkingdeadendjob 2014-11-16 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's so true. We should always be thankful for the whiskey. It turns toler-hate to tolerate!

[He pours the contents of the bottle he's holding into a glass filled with ice and takes a sip.]

This place could use a bit more toler-hate.

[personal profile] in_plain_sight 2014-11-16 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Were you not the one who said that in the first place?

[...She also has no idea what you just said, but that's neither here nor there.]