DAY 03

[thecomputer]

[Good morning! The doors unlock at 07:00, the enforced sleep effect wearing off just a few minutes prior. The body will take some time to find this time - because Zolf was hidden in the depths of the Labyrinth!

The Computer doesn't speak up until someone finds him.]

Good morning, Citizens! Last night, participant Zolf-O-DEF-1 was terminated due to Communist action. There are now 10 Citizens and 5 Communists.

Trial 03 will begin at 20:00.

[Friend Computer will remain to answer questions for ten minutes. One hour after the body is found, the usual fleet of cleaning droids will clear up the corpse and surrounding mess.

On the profiles list, Zolf’s full User ID is now visible, and his status has changed to DEAD.]

Comments

[angry_jerk]

Business.

[in_plain_sight]

Business that doesn't get it dirty?

[angry_jerk]

Business that gets it dirty while I have my shiv cleaning kit, you ignorant cretin!

[in_plain_sight]

There are plenty of towels here. It wouldn't even be that messy, it's not like his heart is beating.

[angry_jerk]

But then it won't be polished!

[in_plain_sight]

I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about a weapon, not antique jewelery.


[Boys. So dainty and vain.]

[angry_jerk]

[Whoop, there's the shiv.]

Maybe your face'll become an antique after I stab it.

[in_plain_sight]

...

[just


laughs. She doesn't do this often and she makes it sound pretty creepy, but she can't help it, this is hysterical.]

[angry_jerk]

[Wow that really pisses him off. So much so that he briefly loses the ability to speak and just sputters angrily for a moment.FUCK OFF!

[in_plain_sight]

[No, no, this is a good thing. If someone more intimidating pulled that they'd be in a bleeding heap by now. But Mukuro doesn't think Dan's ass is worth kicking! He's very lucky.

Unless he has like straight-up superpowers or something? I don't know the canon but I haven't gotten the impression he does. Either way, it doesn't change her impression of him, she's judging by appearances here.]